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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston<br />
Looking so down in the dumps<br />
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston<br />
Even when taking your lumps<br />
There's no man in town as admired as you<br />
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy<br />
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br />
And it's not very hard to see why<br />
<br />
No one's slick as Gaston<br />
No one's quick as Gaston<br />
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's<br />
For there's no man in town half as manly<br />
Perfect, a pure paragon!<br />
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley<br />
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on <br />
<br />
No one's been like Gaston<br />
A king pin like Gaston<br />
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston <br />
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!<br />
My what a guy, that Gaston!<br />
<br />
Give five "hurrahs!"<br />
Give twelve "hip-hips!"<br />
Gaston is the best<br />
And the rest is all drips<br />
<br />
No one fights like Gaston<br />
Douses lights like Gaston<br />
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!<br />
For there's no one as burly and brawny<br />
As you see I've got biceps to spare<br />
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny<br />
That's right!<br />
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair<br />
<br />
No one hits like Gaston<br />
Matches wits like Gaston<br />
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston<br />
I'm espcially good at expectorating!<br />
Ptoooie!<br />
Ten points for Gaston!<br />
<br />
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs<br />
Ev'ry morning to help me get large<br />
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs<br />
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!<br />
<br />
Oh, ahhh, wow!<br />
My what a guy, that Gaston!<br />
<br />
No one shoots like Gaston<br />
Makes those beauts like Gaston<br />
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston <br />
I use antlers in all of my decorating!<br />
My what a guy,<br />
Gaston!</div>Fyo464